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My boyfriend is a big smoker and after a day of looking at places to rent, he sits down and starts having a big coughing fit, resulting in him throwing up all over the place. Right onto our lease applications. WASB.
I am a Woman that is In Love with the Stupid Bastard located in Virginia.

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ID# 6044 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on March 15, 2010 |

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My ex after two weeks actually begged me to come back. The break up was pretty much mutual, but sucked all in the same. I thought I was doing a horrible job of dealing with it until I saw her in the fetal position, crying about how we were soulmates. Look, I’m sorry if the guy you were interested in after we broke treated you like a rag. That’s not my problem. Suck it up and learn how to live alone. I may have somewhat broken your heart or popped your “future plans” bubble but you got to admit, I am pretty cool shit in the long run. WASB.
I am a Man that is Free from the Stupid Bitch located in Wisconsin.

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ID# 6052 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on March 9, 2010 |

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My stupid bitch of a college roommate tends to smoke a bowl, light incense, and then leave our apartment. yesterday she set off the fire alarm and i ended up taking the rap for the smell of pot. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Pissed at the Stupid Bitch located in richmond, va.

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ID# 6060 | Posted in Female Friend on March 9, 2010 |

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my boyfriend begged me to have a small party at my parent’s estate while they were on holiday. while playing pool he knocked their cue ball into my parent’s wall… f*ck a huge hole. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Feeling bad for the Stupid Bastard located in Ridgebury, CT.

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ID# 6100 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on March 8, 2010 |

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she takes my jacket without my permission in order to walk her annoying monster of a dog. then she leaves dog treats inside of my pockets when she gets back in. that disgusting slobbery beast has completely ripped apart my jacket in order to get the treats. WASB.
I am a Man that is Frustrated with the Stupid Bitch located in wichita, ks.

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ID# 6092 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on March 8, 2010 |

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i got the kid a BB gun and told him to be careful while shooting outside in the backyard. he has been ricocheting off of rocks … i can tell by the dozen tiny holes in all of our window panes. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Stuck with the Stupid Bastard located in akron, oh.

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ID# 6084 | Posted in Son on March 8, 2010 |

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my stupid husband tries a homeopathic liverflush treatment in order to heal his body. he made a concoction of pure olive oil, epsom salt, and orange juice. an hour after chugging this disgusting poision, he puked for 20 minutes. and then had diarrhea for 3 days. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Laughing at the Stupid Bastard located in arizona.

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ID# 6076 | Posted in Husband on March 8, 2010 |

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I walked away at a party last night with an extremely attractive female friend of mine. we just got bored and hung outside and talked. a mutual female friend thought we left to hookup and told my girlfriend that i’m cheating on her. all lies and rumors, now i’m in trouble. WASB.
I am a Man that is Annoyed at the Stupid Bitch located in Hamden.

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ID# 6068 | Posted in Female Friend on March 8, 2010 |

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my girlfriend and i were making out together on the dance floor of a college party. then 4 guys, stopped, watched us, and started cheering for the ‘dykes’. immature f*cks. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Hating the Stupid Bastard located in West Hollywood.

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ID# 6033 | Posted in Random Bastard on March 7, 2010 |

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we finally watched the movie the “ring” last night. my live in girlfriend then taped a picture of the girl from the ring perfectly in my vanity mirror. talk about get the sh*t scared out of you on your way to work. WASB.
I am a Man that is In Love with the Stupid Bitch located in Dallas.

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ID# 6022 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on March 7, 2010 |

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it’s hard for me to give a blowjob without gagging. my boyfriend and i got trashed the other night and i went down on him when we got him. while he was in my mouth he says, “bitch if you puke on my dick, i’m going to slap you”. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Pissed at the Stupid Bastard located in Albany, NY.

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ID# 6014 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on March 7, 2010 |

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my college had a masquerade party last friday in which the only condition was wearing a mask. my girlfriend (now ex) showed up wearing a thong, lace bra, and a mask. then she continued to dance with a lot of men other then me and claims it is just platonic ‘dancing’. WASB.
I am a Man that is Played by the Stupid Bitch located in valencia, ca.

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ID# 6006 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on March 7, 2010 |

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