Wife
I love coffee… I love high quality coffee. The Mrs. thought it would be a genius idea to use my Mr. Coffee Grinder and chop up Ice for a smoothie. Now I can’t grind my coffee. WASB.
I am a Man that is Pissed at the Stupid Bitch located in Stockbridge, GA.
(88%) (12%)
My wife finally complimented me on my good looks, “you have the body of a god, buddha” WASB.
I am a Man that is In Love with the Stupid Bitch located in Winston-Salem, NC.
(35%) (65%)
She really wanted a specific set of expensive silk pajamas from Victoria’s Secret. I left her at one store to go buy them for her. Somehow, when I met back up with her, she already bought the same set. I don’t know how she did that while I was at the same register. WASB.
I am a Man that is In Love with the Stupid Bitch located in Freehold, NJ.
(80%) (20%)
Someone please tell me WHY a woman takes so long to get ready to go out on a friday night? She freaks out, spends hours in the bathroom getting ready, which makes us late. Then in the car, somehow this is all my fault. WASB.
I am a Man that is Stuck with the Stupid Bitch located in Santa Fe, NM.
(96%) (4%)
My wife is on a radical fast 30 day diet. It’s amazing, she’s actually lost a total of 17 days so far! WASB.
I am a Man that is Stuck with the Stupid Bitch located in Providence, RI.
(95%) (5%)
My wife is like ex-lax. She irritates the sh*t out of me. WASB.
I am a Man that is Stuck with the Stupid Bitch located in Chicago, IL.
(85%) (15%)
I don’t understand why my wife keeps looking to raise our budgeted amount on clothing… At first I thought it was vanity. Nope, size 2 is becoming size 9. WASB.
I am a Man that is Disgusted with the Stupid Bitch located in Wayne, NJ.
(60%) (40%)
My wife did not like Avatar in Imax 3-D. Enough Said. WASB.
I am a Man that is Stuck with the Stupid Bitch located in Glendale, AZ.
(54%) (46%)
My wife tried that fake tanning cream. She put it on the sides of her face and got a phone call. She was too distracted to blend it properly and the next morning she looked like an ice cream sandwich. WASB.
I am a Man that is Laughing at the Stupid Bitch located in Albany, NY.
(100%) (0%)

I work on sensitive material and keep a hidden camera in my home office in case anyone tries to read it (housekeeper, gardener, babysitter, maintenance man, etc.) What my camera caught was my wife on my desk, getting eaten out by the mexican gardener. WASB.


