Valentine's 2010 - thru 2/16

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She gave me a Playboy Lingerie calendar for Valentine’s Day. I was very excited about it and couldn’t wait to put it up in my dorm. After opening it I realized that the clever bitch replaced each picture with one of her own, without lingerie. And she actually expects me to put it up! WASB.
I am a Man that is In Love with the Stupid Bitch located in Pittsburgh, PA.

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ID# 4675 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on February 17, 2010 |

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My boyfriend of 3 years said he had to work on Valentine’s Day. I was ok with that. I thought I’d surprise him by bringing homemade cookies to his work. Come to find he had the day off. After a little sleuthing, I found he is dating his coworker behind my back. He is now homeless and being forced to move back to Maryland since he’s got nowhere to stay. Have a nice life! WASB.
I am a Woman that is Free from the Stupid Bastard located in San Francisco, Ca.

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ID# 4608 | Posted in Valentine's 2010 - thru 2/16 on February 17, 2010 |

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I’ve been chasing after this girl for a couple months now and the other night was spent making out with her at a party, i got her a cute little gift and everything. anyways i ask her out and she says, ” can’t have a boyfriend.” happy valentines day you cheating tease. oh and my annoying ex wont leave me alone. WSBes (what stupid bitches).
I am a Man that is Frustrated with the Stupid Bitch located in riverside, CA.

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ID# 4616 | Posted in Female Friend on February 17, 2010 |

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Ok so he took me bowling last night as a cute first valentine’s date. I’m not good at sports. as i swung my arm back with the ball he had just come up behind me to erotically help me swing the ball better. instead i just nailed a 10lb bowling ball into his balls. WASB.
I am a Woman that is THE STUPID BITCH located in Mira Loma, CA.

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ID# 4565 | Posted in Valentine's 2010 - thru 2/16 on February 16, 2010 |

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i was getting down with this girl at a valentine’s dance party in an LA club. she took me into a woman’s bathroom stall and started going down on me. i’ve never done something so hot and public as this, and couldn’t wait to f*ck her, right then and there. then the chick in the next stall ripped the biggest, loudest, smelliest, sh*t in the world. completely ruined the rest of the night. WASB.
I am a Man that is Free from the Stupid Bitch located in Los Angeles, CA.

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ID# 4557 | Posted in Random Bitch on February 16, 2010 |

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She was flying across the country to visit me for Valentine’s day. Then her plane gets diverted overnight due to snow and she needs to stay in a hotel room. In order to save hotel cost, she meets a stranger and shares his bedroom. Valentine’s Eve she f*cked a complete stranger, while flying across the country to see me. WASB.
I am a Man that is Pissed at the Stupid Bitch located in South East, USA.

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ID# 4573 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on February 16, 2010 |

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So the whole week before Valentine’s day my boyfriend kept telling about how he had something special planned for the day. The day comes… he makes me dinner, starts eating without me, leaves me at the table to finish alone, then we precede to watch the All-Star game. Special? Felt like every other day… what a bastard! The only thing special about the night was the stuff I planned for him… pathetic!  WASB.
I am a Woman that is In Love with the Stupid Bastard located in Northern, CO.

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ID# 4437 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on February 16, 2010 |

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not only does my live-in girlfriend ditch me on valentines day to hang out with her friends, she tells me i should move out our apartment. then she comes into the restaurant i work at WHILE I’M WORKING with another guy. WASB.
I am a Man that is Stuck with the Stupid Bitch located in Pinellas Park, FL.

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ID# 4403 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on February 15, 2010 |

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It’s a Valentine’s first date at the movies. After waiting in line for 15 minutes to get a ticket, we reach the counter. The woman in the box office is a cute little prissy blond chick with tits hanging out. She asks my date if he would like to donate $1 for children. He gave her $20 and said, “since you’re such a beautiful girl alone on valentine’s, of course i’ll donate”. Then he gave HER HIS CARD! WASB.
I am a Woman that is Free from the Stupid Bastard located in Alameda, CA.

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ID# 4348 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on February 15, 2010 |

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We’re on a Valentine’s date together walking at an outdoor mall. He sees a Starburst on the ground, picks it up, and eats it. He argued with me about how the wrapping kept it clean! disgusting! way to make a lady feel sexy on v-day. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Disgusted with the Stupid Bastard located in East Irvine, CA.

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ID# 4332 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on February 15, 2010 |

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It’s 2 am and a guy is outside of my dorm singing, “I can’t help falling in love with you”. I’m assuming for Valentines to one of the other girls’ window. He won’t shut the f*ck up, I’m going to throw something at him. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Hating the Stupid Bastard located in Fresno, CA.

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ID# 4391 | Posted in Random Bastard on February 15, 2010 |

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I asked her to marry me on Valentine’s Day tonight. She didn’t scream, cry, smile, or look emotional in anyway. Just took another bite of her dinner and said, “ok sure, why not” WASB.
I am a Man that is Stuck with the Stupid Bitch located in Vista, CA.

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ID# 4372 | Posted in Fiancee on February 15, 2010 |