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My stupid bitch of a college roommate tends to smoke a bowl, light incense, and then leave our apartment. yesterday she set off the fire alarm and i ended up taking the rap for the smell of pot. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Pissed at the Stupid Bitch located in richmond, va.

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ID# 6060 | Posted in Female Friend on March 9, 2010 |

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I walked away at a party last night with an extremely attractive female friend of mine. we just got bored and hung outside and talked. a mutual female friend thought we left to hookup and told my girlfriend that i’m cheating on her. all lies and rumors, now i’m in trouble. WASB.
I am a Man that is Annoyed at the Stupid Bitch located in Hamden.

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ID# 6068 | Posted in Female Friend on March 8, 2010 |

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at islands of adventure a girl in my class forget to be smart and put her cellphone in her purse during a roller coaster ride. that thing slipped out of her back pocket on the first loop and landed on the ground in a million pieces. WASB.
I am a Man that is Feeling bad for the Stupid Bitch located in Orlando, FL.

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ID# 5962 | Posted in Female Friend on March 2, 2010 |

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a friend of mine’s dog was used to jumping out of the window of her old house and running around the lawn when it got excited. she just moved to the top floor of a 5 story apartment and left the window open. WASB.
I am a Man that is Feeling bad for the Stupid Bitch located in Oviedo, FL.

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ID# 5906 | Posted in Female Friend on March 2, 2010 |

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I live in an apartment with 4 different women. It’s my month to pick up house supplies, like toilet paper. I bought a 4 pack of toilet paper and it was completely used in 3 days. like a pack a of ravenous beasts with the way they use toilet paper.. where does it go!? WASB.
I am a Man that is Stuck with the Stupid Bitch located in San Jose, CA.

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ID# 5720 | Posted in Female Friend on February 26, 2010 |

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So I had been hanging out with this girl and she made me think that we were really good friends. All of a sudden she just falls off the face of the earth and doesn’t talk to me. I try to ask her what I did wrong and she never replied. She ended up turning all of my friends against me and I ended up having to change roommates, all because she wouldn’t tell me what I did wrong, if I did anything at all. WASB.
I am a Man that is Played by the Stupid Bitch located in Memphis, TN.

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ID# 5512 | Posted in Female Friend on February 24, 2010 |

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my roomate cooked pasta sauce in the microwave and didn’t put a cover on it. then she left for vacation without cleaning up the mess. the pasta sauce mess looks like someone put a cat inside for 2 minutes… WASB.
I am a Man that is Frustrated with the Stupid Bitch located in Berkeley, CA.

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ID# 5414 | Posted in Female Friend on February 23, 2010 |

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we had a one night stand last night and she clearly didn’t want to walk home in the same clothes as yesterday. after i left, she grabbed a t-shirt of mine off the floor and ran out with it. she never looked to see if it was clean, she walked around all day with a huge jizz stain on her back. WASB.
I am a Man that is Laughing at the Stupid Bitch located in Ithaca, NY.

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ID# 5470 | Posted in Female Friend on February 23, 2010 |

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The girl in the cubicle next to me won’t shut the f*ck up while she is on the phone with her boyfriend all day long.  I make a personal phone call and get written up.  She has big breasts which let’s her get away with murder. WASB.
I am a Man that is Stuck with the Stupid Bitch located in Westchester County, NY.

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ID# 5322 | Posted in Female Friend on February 22, 2010 |

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This bitch kept saying “i love you” n shit, flirting with me and when i try to set up a date she said she didnt have time because of work and family shit, i found out why she aint have time now, turns out the fuckin bitch is married all the sudden. WASB.
I am a Man that is Pissed at the Stupid Bitch located in Lancaster, NY.

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ID# 5330 | Posted in Female Friend on February 22, 2010 |

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I was talking to some “B” for a good while & we were into each other, but she had an ex she couldn’t get over. She hinted this through myspace status updates and I decided to move on from her. She’s been played like 3 times since. Well played karma. Well played, indeed. :D WASB.
I am a Man that is Laughing at the Stupid Bitch located in Riverside.

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ID# 5219 | Posted in Female Friend on February 21, 2010 |

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A few weeks ago I let a friend of mine use my account at a video rental store since she didn’t have the proper documentation to get one.  She wanted to rent some retarded love movie. The bitch didn’t return the movie and didn’t tell me. Now the store is claiming bankruptcy and is suing all of its “debtors”, including me. WASB.
I am a Man that is Hating the Stupid Bitch located in Louisville, KY.

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ID# 5110 | Posted in Female Friend on February 20, 2010 |