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My ex after two weeks actually begged me to come back. The break up was pretty much mutual, but sucked all in the same. I thought I was doing a horrible job of dealing with it until I saw her in the fetal position, crying about how we were soulmates. Look, I’m sorry if the guy you were interested in after we broke treated you like a rag. That’s not my problem. Suck it up and learn how to live alone. I may have somewhat broken your heart or popped your “future plans” bubble but you got to admit, I am pretty cool shit in the long run. WASB.
I am a Man that is Free from the Stupid Bitch located in Wisconsin.

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ID# 6052 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on March 9, 2010 |

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she takes my jacket without my permission in order to walk her annoying monster of a dog. then she leaves dog treats inside of my pockets when she gets back in. that disgusting slobbery beast has completely ripped apart my jacket in order to get the treats. WASB.
I am a Man that is Frustrated with the Stupid Bitch located in wichita, ks.

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ID# 6092 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on March 8, 2010 |

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we finally watched the movie the “ring” last night. my live in girlfriend then taped a picture of the girl from the ring perfectly in my vanity mirror. talk about get the sh*t scared out of you on your way to work. WASB.
I am a Man that is In Love with the Stupid Bitch located in Dallas.

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ID# 6022 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on March 7, 2010 |

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my college had a masquerade party last friday in which the only condition was wearing a mask. my girlfriend (now ex) showed up wearing a thong, lace bra, and a mask. then she continued to dance with a lot of men other then me and claims it is just platonic ‘dancing’. WASB.
I am a Man that is Played by the Stupid Bitch located in valencia, ca.

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ID# 6006 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on March 7, 2010 |

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My exgirlfriend and i were making out on the couch when she decides that she is no longer bisexual but completly streight and that I should not pressure her into a lesbian relationship. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Pissed at the Stupid Bitch located in kalamazoo, mi.

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ID# 5987 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on March 7, 2010 |

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On March 1st my girlfriend decided to play an early April 1st joke on me. While having sex she was able to roll her eyes up in her to the point where it looked like a demon possessed her and then growls at me, “i will eat your soul!”…. scared the crap out of me. WASB.
I am a Man that is Laughing at the Stupid Bitch located in Gainesville, FL.

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ID# 5898 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on March 3, 2010 |

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My girlfriend and I don’t spend entire nights together that often. Last night she decked me in the face when she woke up and didn’t realize who was in bed with her. i wonder if she was just looking for an excuse to nail me…. WASB.
I am a Man that is Played by the Stupid Bitch located in Bay Area, CA.

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ID# 5825 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on February 28, 2010 |

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I take my girlfriend out and pay for everything, every time. We go out for my birthday and finally she insists on paying since it’s my birthday. Then her credit card is declined, and I have to pay for her meal on my birthday. WASB.
I am a Man that is Annoyed at the Stupid Bitch located in Baton Rouge, LA.

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ID# 5817 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on February 28, 2010 |

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i have been a 100% faithful and dedicated boyfriend. she broke up with me this morning because she had a ‘nightmare’ that i was cheating on her. she thinks that was a premonition. preemptive strike. WASB.
I am a Man that is Free from the Stupid Bitch located in Oswego, NY.

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ID# 5773 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on February 27, 2010 |

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my ex-girlfriend broke up with her last boyfriend because he went to a county prison for stealing a car. what i didn’t know was that she is married to this man and has been f*cking him with occasional conjugal visits. WASB.
I am a Man that is Played by the Stupid Bitch located in california.

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ID# 5753 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on February 27, 2010 |

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My ex and I broke up a month ago. we’ve finally calmed down to the point that i could come over and pick up my personal clothes, toothbrush, toiletries, etc. when I got home I realized a new box of 12 condoms I bought last month only had 2 left in it. i didn’t use them. WASB.
I am a Man that is Free from the Stupid Bitch located in Santa Barbara, CA.

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ID# 5652 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on February 25, 2010 |

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my gf and i are both heavy and slightly unattractive people. we met at a club together with a group of friends. she wore a corset and weighs over 250lbs thinking it would make her look sexier….nope just look like a 5′ tall muffin. WASB.
I am a Man that is Disgusted with the Stupid Bitch located in Austin, TX.

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ID# 5644 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on February 25, 2010 |

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