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My boyfriend is a big smoker and after a day of looking at places to rent, he sits down and starts having a big coughing fit, resulting in him throwing up all over the place. Right onto our lease applications. WASB.
I am a Woman that is In Love with the Stupid Bastard located in Virginia.

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ID# 6044 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on March 15, 2010 |

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my boyfriend begged me to have a small party at my parent’s estate while they were on holiday. while playing pool he knocked their cue ball into my parent’s wall… f*ck a huge hole. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Feeling bad for the Stupid Bastard located in Ridgebury, CT.

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ID# 6100 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on March 8, 2010 |

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it’s hard for me to give a blowjob without gagging. my boyfriend and i got trashed the other night and i went down on him when we got him. while he was in my mouth he says, “bitch if you puke on my dick, i’m going to slap you”. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Pissed at the Stupid Bastard located in Albany, NY.

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ID# 6014 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on March 7, 2010 |

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i mounted jake last night to try to get him to stop watching tv and f*ck me. he pushed me off and said i had to wait until the tv was turned off. bill murray starring in groundhog day is more appealing than me. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Stuck with the Stupid Bastard located in Santa Cruz, CA.

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ID# 5954 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on March 3, 2010 |

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I’m at the mall with my boyfriend and I really need to leave to get home and do work. He refuses to get up from the food court table because he is watching two gay guys have a relationship argument, he wanted to see “a fairy throw a punch” WASB.
I am a Woman that is Disgusted with the Stupid Bastard located in Phoenix, AZ.

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ID# 5946 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on March 3, 2010 |

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My boyfriend knows that I’m a bit self conscious about the taste of my vagina. i guess in order to make me feel better, after finishing last night he told me that i tasted like cheerios… wtf. WASB.
I am a Woman that is In Love with the Stupid Bastard located in Austin, TX.

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ID# 5890 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on March 3, 2010 |

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my boyfriend took my dog for a walk today while i’m busy with exams. apparently, my boyfriend took a leak in a bush and in that 40 seconds lost my dog. he defended himself by saying “the entire world goes out of focus when a man pees” WASB.
I am a Woman that is Pissed at the Stupid Bastard located in Denver, CO.

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ID# 5841 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on February 28, 2010 |

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my boyfriend is lazy and never cleans his car of old coffee cups. without an empty cup holder he just sticks the fresh cup of coffee between his legs. i watched him have to slam on the breaks in LA traffic and the hot cup of coffee exploded all over his balls! hysterical, screamed like a girl. WASB.
I am a Woman that is F’cking with the Stupid Bastard located in LA.

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ID# 5801 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on February 28, 2010 |

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Hooray for my ex-boyfriend, i received an invitation to his wedding. except that when we broke up he swore he would never get married and that’s why we needed to end. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Free from the Stupid Bastard located in Dundee, IL.

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ID# 5710 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on February 26, 2010 |

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my boyfriend loves having sex without a condom. well i’m not stupid, won’t take the pill, and am not getting pregnant. now he has a separate pregnant mistress since he needed to do it raw. loser. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Pissed at the Stupid Bastard located in Long Beach, CA.

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ID# 5689 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on February 26, 2010 |

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I work at magic-mountain as a ride technician making sure that people are safe in their seats. my boyfriend wanted to let me know that he’s cheating on me, by showing up on a date and riding my ride. i couldn’t even flip out on him, because i was at work. i wish the roller-coaster derailed with him on it. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Played by the Stupid Bastard located in Santa Clarita, CA.

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ID# 5673 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on February 26, 2010 |

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in NYC there is a law called alternate side of the street parking when you’re supposed to move every single car from one side of the street while the street cleaners come by on a specific date. my boyfriend promised to move my car when i was at work this morning. he slept right through alternate side parking and my car being towed for over $300. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Pissed at the Stupid Bastard located in New York City.

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ID# 5636 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on February 25, 2010 |

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