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i don’t really drink that much and am responsible college student. when i came home my mother lectured me about the dangers of drinking in college and ruining my life…. this comes as she is drinks 2 cosmopolitans and has basically ruined her own. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Annoyed at the Stupid Bitch located in New Jersey.

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ID# 5765 | Posted in Mother / Grandmother on February 27, 2010 |

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After a 4 year relationship, jackie and I have finally gotten engaged. we are extremely happy together and think this is going to be an awesome marriage. then we tell her mother about it: “you’re not marrying a jew, what the hell is wrong with you!?”. anti-semite WASB.
I am a Man that is Pissed at the Stupid Bitch located in Long Island.

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ID# 5702 | Posted in Mother / Grandmother on February 26, 2010 |

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My mom and I but heads a lot, typ. for a 16 year old daughter. Well I overheard her telling my dad, “she’s the worst accident of my life, should have had an abortion.” WASB.
I am a Woman that is Pissed at the Stupid Bitch located in Cupertino, CA.

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ID# 5367 | Posted in Mother / Grandmother on February 22, 2010 |

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I have a foreign grandmother that accidentally sucked a pair of my ‘tighty whities’ into the vacuum cleaner. She returned them to me right in front of a girl I am trying to hook up with.  Thanks Grandma! WASB.
I am a Man that is Frustrated with the Stupid Bitch located in Henrietta, NY.

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ID# 5203 | Posted in Mother / Grandmother on February 21, 2010 |

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My pet hamster, Kirby, got loose today when my mother was cleaning the house. She put the vacuum under the bed and accidentally sucked kirby up. she said their was a large thud, squeal, and then blood started dripping out the end. WASB.
I am a Man that is Hating the Stupid Bitch located in North Ridgeville, OH.

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ID# 3885 | Posted in Mother / Grandmother on February 11, 2010 |

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I met an attractive man and went on a date in NYC with him. We went to a dinner, show, and drinks tonight. My mother texted me 12 times tonight to see how it was going. This was followed by 23 more text messages asking why I’m ignoring my mother. Followed by 31 text messages and missed calls wondering if he killed me. When we pulled up at the house at 4am, the cops were there…. overprotective? WASB.
I am a Woman that is Stuck with the Stupid Bitch located in Garfield, NJ.

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ID# 3832 | Posted in Mother / Grandmother on February 10, 2010 |

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I met this girl at a bar and we got to talking and I bought her a couple of drinks. I asked for her number and she quickly gave it to me. Turns out, her number is 2 numbers off from my gradmas number. I have been sexting with my grandma for 2 weeks now. What are the odds of a drunk girl messing up her number and giving you your grandmas number? Apparently pretty good. WASB.
I am a Man that is Stuck with the Stupid Bitch located in Bay Area, California .

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ID# 3414 | Posted in Mother / Grandmother on February 7, 2010 |

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I’m not going to get laid tonight. Because the date I brought home to my single mom is going to end up sleeping her. Sigh. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Pissed at the Stupid Bitch located in Edison, NJ.

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ID# 1303 | Posted in Mother / Grandmother on January 27, 2010 |

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My grandmother and her friends having been asking me, “Why I’m not married at the age of 30.” My only answer is, “and what, ruin my great sex life?” WASB.
I am a Woman that is Laughing at the Stupid Bitch located in Clifton, NJ.

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ID# 1039 | Posted in Mother / Grandmother on January 23, 2010 |

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I’m writing a term paper for class when I ran out to buy more computer ink. I got home to see my mother shut the computer off without saving any of my homework. Then she yelled at me for wasting electricity. WASB.
I am a Man that is Stuck with the Stupid Bitch located in Santa Fe, NM.

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ID# 634 | Posted in Mother / Grandmother on January 18, 2010 |