Fiancee
She left her HOT mac laptop on top of the HOT charger on top of her thick bedding. The battery got so hot that it literally caught on fire and melted the entire laptop. Not to mention the fire on our bed. At least the apartment didn’t burn down thanks to the sprinklers that ruined everything else electronic. WASB.
I am a Man that is Stuck with the Stupid Bitch located in Palmdale, CA.
(94%) (6%)
We had a lot of rain last week and she borrowed my SUV. she saw a very deep puddle under an overpass and thought she could muscle through with a big car. Yeah, that puddle was deeper then she thought… engine sucked up water and stopped working. WASB.
I am a Man that is Feeling bad for the Stupid Bitch located in Irvine, CA.
(86%) (14%)
I finally saved enough to by my girlfriend what I thought was the perfect engagement ring. Her response: “Oh that’s kinda cute…I was hoping for something bigger” WASB.
I am a Man that is Pissed at the Stupid Bitch located in Olympia, WA.
(96%) (4%)
i really love jackie’s personality and was excited to get married to her. For the last two months she hasn’t stopped watching “The Jersey Shore”. Now she’s developing the ‘guidette’ accent. Wedding off. WASB.
I am a Man that is Frustrated with the Stupid Bitch located in Long Beach, CA.
(83%) (17%)
I’m on the most important business trip meeting of my life. She sends me a text message deathly scared that there is an ‘emergency’ at 3:30 in the morning. Turns out she was deathly afraid of the mouse in the bathroom. WASB.
I am a Man that is Stuck with the Stupid Bitch located in Boston, Mass.
(80%) (20%)
My fiancee and I just moved in together last month. She loves recording Bravo, Oxygen, TLC, Lifetime, and Showtime on our DVR. She never actually watches or deletes these shows and finally filled up the DVR. I have now missed the season premier of Smallville tonight….. this has gone too far. WASB.
I am a Man that is Annoyed at the Stupid Bitch located in Cedar Grove, NJ.
(27%) (73%)

I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years at a restaurant a couple of weeks ago. She could have just said “no” and we would of moved on with our lies. Instead, she started crying, shaking her head, and then ran away from me out of the restaurant never to be heard of again. WASB.


