What A Stupid Bitch

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My ex after two weeks actually begged me to come back. The break up was pretty much mutual, but sucked all in the same. I thought I was doing a horrible job of dealing with it until I saw her in the fetal position, crying about how we were soulmates. Look, I’m sorry if the guy you were interested in after we broke treated you like a rag. That’s not my problem. Suck it up and learn how to live alone. I may have somewhat broken your heart or popped your “future plans” bubble but you got to admit, I am pretty cool shit in the long run. WASB.
I am a Man that is Free from the Stupid Bitch located in Wisconsin.

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ID# 6052 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on March 9, 2010 |

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My stupid bitch of a college roommate tends to smoke a bowl, light incense, and then leave our apartment. yesterday she set off the fire alarm and i ended up taking the rap for the smell of pot. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Pissed at the Stupid Bitch located in richmond, va.

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ID# 6060 | Posted in Female Friend on March 9, 2010 |

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she takes my jacket without my permission in order to walk her annoying monster of a dog. then she leaves dog treats inside of my pockets when she gets back in. that disgusting slobbery beast has completely ripped apart my jacket in order to get the treats. WASB.
I am a Man that is Frustrated with the Stupid Bitch located in wichita, ks.

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ID# 6092 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on March 8, 2010 |

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I walked away at a party last night with an extremely attractive female friend of mine. we just got bored and hung outside and talked. a mutual female friend thought we left to hookup and told my girlfriend that i’m cheating on her. all lies and rumors, now i’m in trouble. WASB.
I am a Man that is Annoyed at the Stupid Bitch located in Hamden.

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ID# 6068 | Posted in Female Friend on March 8, 2010 |

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we finally watched the movie the “ring” last night. my live in girlfriend then taped a picture of the girl from the ring perfectly in my vanity mirror. talk about get the sh*t scared out of you on your way to work. WASB.
I am a Man that is In Love with the Stupid Bitch located in Dallas.

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ID# 6022 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on March 7, 2010 |

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my college had a masquerade party last friday in which the only condition was wearing a mask. my girlfriend (now ex) showed up wearing a thong, lace bra, and a mask. then she continued to dance with a lot of men other then me and claims it is just platonic ‘dancing’. WASB.
I am a Man that is Played by the Stupid Bitch located in valencia, ca.

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ID# 6006 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on March 7, 2010 |

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My exgirlfriend and i were making out on the couch when she decides that she is no longer bisexual but completly streight and that I should not pressure her into a lesbian relationship. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Pissed at the Stupid Bitch located in kalamazoo, mi.

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ID# 5987 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on March 7, 2010 |

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I was driving next to this bitch who kept texting and coming into my lane, and then she cut me off to be the first car at the red light. While we waited at the light, I watched for her to start texting again and honked the horn as if the light turned green. She started driving without even looking up from her phone and ended up in the middle of the intersection with cars honking and going around her. WASB.
I am a Man that is Laughing at the Stupid Bitch located in Glendale, AZ.

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ID# 5995 | Posted in Random Bitch on March 7, 2010 |

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On March 1st my girlfriend decided to play an early April 1st joke on me. While having sex she was able to roll her eyes up in her to the point where it looked like a demon possessed her and then growls at me, “i will eat your soul!”…. scared the crap out of me. WASB.
I am a Man that is Laughing at the Stupid Bitch located in Gainesville, FL.

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ID# 5898 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on March 3, 2010 |

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at islands of adventure a girl in my class forget to be smart and put her cellphone in her purse during a roller coaster ride. that thing slipped out of her back pocket on the first loop and landed on the ground in a million pieces. WASB.
I am a Man that is Feeling bad for the Stupid Bitch located in Orlando, FL.

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ID# 5962 | Posted in Female Friend on March 2, 2010 |

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a friend of mine’s dog was used to jumping out of the window of her old house and running around the lawn when it got excited. she just moved to the top floor of a 5 story apartment and left the window open. WASB.
I am a Man that is Feeling bad for the Stupid Bitch located in Oviedo, FL.

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ID# 5906 | Posted in Female Friend on March 2, 2010 |

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I got really smashed at a party and ended up having a meaningless makeout with one of my boyfriend’s fraternity brothers. I told him, and now he’s crushed. I hope we can get past this. WASB.
I am a Woman that is THE STUPID BITCH located in Logan, Utah..

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ID# 5880 | Posted in I am the BITCH on March 1, 2010 |

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