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my stupid husband tries a homeopathic liverflush treatment in order to heal his body. he made a concoction of pure olive oil, epsom salt, and orange juice. an hour after chugging this disgusting poision, he puked for 20 minutes. and then had diarrhea for 3 days. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Laughing at the Stupid Bastard located in arizona.

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ID# 6076 | Posted in Husband on March 8, 2010 |

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My husband signed up for a Porn website online for a free 3 day trial with our credit card. He forgot to cancel it and we’ve been charged $30 per month for almost a year totaling $330. What is stupider, he forgot to cancel or never noticed it on the bill? WASB.
I am a Woman that is Stuck with the Stupid Bastard located in Fresno, CA.

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ID# 5793 | Posted in Husband on February 28, 2010 |

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after 10 years of marriage my husband tells me that he only wanted to marry me because of my “big, beautiful, tits.” Now that they’re saggier he just doesn’t feel it anymore. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Hating the Stupid Bastard located in Jacksonville, Fl.

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ID# 5729 | Posted in Husband on February 27, 2010 |

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my son says that my husband has a ‘wrestling pal’ over during the day time when i’m at work. this is another man that he likes to wrestle. my husband is really a fat lazy slob and i doubt he’s wrestling…. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Played by the Stupid Bastard located in Santa Rosa, CA.

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ID# 5539 | Posted in Husband on February 24, 2010 |

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My husband keeps his iPhone in his front shirt pocket. He was making spaghetti last night and didn’t realize that the phone slipped out into the pot. he boiled the iPhone and found it when he strained the pasta. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Feeling bad for the Stupid Bastard located in Chandler, AZ.

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ID# 5062 | Posted in Husband on February 19, 2010 |

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My husband, Mr. Fix-it lost his wedding band down the garbage disposer. He refused to call a plumber and need to prove his masculinity. After taking the whole thing apart he got covered in sewage water and electrocuted at the same time. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Laughing at the Stupid Bastard located in Goleta, CA.

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ID# 3522 | Posted in Husband on February 9, 2010 |

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I took my husband to the Opera recently and new he would probably not stay awake during it. He fell asleep and was snoring like a beast. I kept nudging him to stop him from snoring and I guess caught him at the wrong time in a dream. He deliriously yells in front of 1000 audience member, “You can’t TAKE my OVARIES!”. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Frustrated with the Stupid Bastard located in Binghamton, NY.

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ID# 3506 | Posted in Husband on February 8, 2010 |

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We were arguing about where to move the furniture in our new home. He actually thought he could win an argument about where the furniture should go with his new wife. WASB.
I am a Woman that is In Love with the Stupid Bastard located in Orlando, FL.

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ID# 1895 | Posted in Husband on February 5, 2010 |

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My husband really wanted to start a family, and even though I didn’t, I still got pregnant. He just announced how excited he is that his reserve unit is being deployed to Afghanistan. That was 20 minutes after the stick turned blue. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Stuck with the Stupid Bastard located in Santa Rosa, CA.

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ID# 1743 | Posted in Husband on February 4, 2010 |

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At our wedding my husband thought it would be funny to have all of our guests use a Kazoo to play the wedding march when I walked down the aisle. I wish he warned me about that one…. WASB.
I am a Woman that is In Love with the Stupid Bastard located in Little Rock, AR.

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ID# 1519 | Posted in Husband on January 30, 2010 |

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My husband refuses to go to the doctor. He’s been complaining of a scratchy throat for weeks. Turns out he’s been walking around with a chicken bone stuck in his throat. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Annoyed at the Stupid Bastard located in Monroe, CT.

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ID# 1455 | Posted in Husband on January 29, 2010 |

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I got home from a business trip yesterday and my husband suggested, “Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable….like a coma”
I am a Woman that is Annoyed at the Stupid Bastard located in Amarillo, TX.

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ID# 1095 | Posted in Husband on January 24, 2010 |

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