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We had sex with the lights off last night, and she purposefully didn’t tell me she had her period. Mattress ruined. It looked like an episode of SVU afterwords. WASB.
I am a Man that is Disgusted with the Stupid Bitch located in Chicago, IL.

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ID# 1471 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on January 29, 2010 |

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She waited until AFTER we moved in together to tell me something very personal. That Aliens visit her in the middle of the night and abduct her for scientific tests. WASB.
I am a Man that is Stuck with the Stupid Bitch located in Houston, TX.

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ID# 1431 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on January 29, 2010 |

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I was having amazing sex with my girlfriend who was screaming, “Oh god, oh my god, OH MY GOD!” My religious hag of a neighbor slipped a note under the door asking “Have you finally found Jesus?” WASB.
I am a Man that is Stuck with the Stupid Bitch located in Beacon, NY.

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ID# 1391 | Posted in Random Bitch on January 28, 2010 |

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Today I rightfully claimed the parking spot at the mall with a left turn blinker. A bitch in a brand new prius drives right in to the spot. She was driving so fast that she ripped her bumper off as she hit the car parked in the next spot. WASB.
I am a Man that is Free from the Stupid Bitch located in Wayne, NJ – Willowbrook Mall.

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ID# 1231 | Posted in Random Bitch on January 26, 2010 |

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I’m currently on my family vacation in Hawaii and every chance to meet an attractive surfer has been ruined. Any time he saw me flirting he would pretend to be my boyfriend and scare them off. I then try to explain awkwardly what my brother was doing. They think it’s incest. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Stuck with the Stupid Bastard located in Big Island, Hawaii.

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ID# 1223 | Posted in Brother on January 25, 2010 |

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After 6 months my boyfriend tactfully suggested anal sex by saying “I’m tired of this hole.” WASB.
I am a Woman that is Disgusted with the Stupid Bastard located in Zurich, Switzerland.

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ID# 1207 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on January 25, 2010 |

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I asked my husband why he never calls me anything sweet, like an angel. The only response I got was “can’t, you’re not dead yet.” WASB.
I am a Woman that is In Love with the Stupid Bastard located in Pasadena, CA.

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ID# 1183 | Posted in TOP 10 for Jan 2010 on January 25, 2010 |

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World of War craft has killed our relationship. I couldn’t actually get In touch with him to break up, so I paid $15 to make a character and told him in the game.
I am a Woman that is Free from the Stupid Bastard located in New York, NY.

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ID# 1079 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on January 24, 2010 |

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I tried hitting on this girl and was just making conversation. I asked how she likes her eggs in the morning and her only response was, “Unfertilized.” WASB.
I am a Man that is Free from the Stupid Bitch located in Poughkeepsie, NY.

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ID# 1055 | Posted in Random Bitch on January 24, 2010 |

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I’ve been breast feeding for several weeks now. My husband just keeps walking around saying, “Moooooooooo”
I am a Woman that is Stuck with the Stupid Bastard located in Bergenfield, NJ.

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ID# 839 | Posted in Husband on January 22, 2010 |

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