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My boyfriend is a big smoker and after a day of looking at places to rent, he sits down and starts having a big coughing fit, resulting in him throwing up all over the place. Right onto our lease applications.

anonymous — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 11:30:35 +0000

My boyfriend is a big smoker and after a day of looking at places to rent, he sits down and starts having a big coughing fit, resulting in him throwing up all over the place. Right onto our lease applications. WASB.
I am a Woman that is In Love with the Stupid Bastard located in Virginia.

My ex after two weeks actually begged me to come back. The break up was pretty much mutual, but sucked all in the same. I thought I was doing a horrible job of dealing with it until I saw her in the fetal position, crying about how we were soulmates.

anonymous — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 11:30:32 +0000

My ex after two weeks actually begged me to come back. The break up was pretty much mutual, but sucked all in the same. I thought I was doing a horrible job of dealing with it until I saw her in the fetal position, crying about how we were soulmates. Look, I’m sorry if the guy you were interested in after we broke treated you like a rag. That’s not my problem. Suck it up and learn how to live alone. I may have somewhat broken your heart or popped your “future plans” bubble but you got to admit, I am pretty cool shit in the long run. WASB.
I am a Man that is Free from the Stupid Bitch located in Wisconsin.

My stupid bitch of a college roommate tends to smoke a bowl, light incense, and then leave our apartment. yesterday she set off the fire alarm and i ended up taking the rap for the smell of pot.

anonymous — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 11:10:04 +0000

My stupid bitch of a college roommate tends to smoke a bowl, light incense, and then leave our apartment. yesterday she set off the fire alarm and i ended up taking the rap for the smell of pot. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Pissed at the Stupid Bitch located in richmond, va.

my boyfriend begged me to have a small party at my parent’s estate while they were on holiday. while playing pool he knocked their cue ball into my parent’s wall… f*ck a huge hole.

anonymous — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 11:26:48 +0000

my boyfriend begged me to have a small party at my parent’s estate while they were on holiday. while playing pool he knocked their cue ball into my parent’s wall… f*ck a huge hole. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Feeling bad for the Stupid Bastard located in Ridgebury, CT.

she takes my jacket without my permission in order to walk her annoying monster of a dog. then she leaves dog treats inside of my pockets when she gets back in. that disgusting slobbery beast has completely ripped apart my jacket in order to get the treats.

anonymous — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 11:17:42 +0000

she takes my jacket without my permission in order to walk her annoying monster of a dog. then she leaves dog treats inside of my pockets when she gets back in. that disgusting slobbery beast has completely ripped apart my jacket in order to get the treats. WASB.
I am a Man that is Frustrated with the Stupid Bitch located in wichita, ks.

i got the kid a BB gun and told him to be careful while shooting outside in the backyard. he has been ricocheting off of rocks … i can tell by the dozen tiny holes in all of our window panes.

anonymous — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 11:16:06 +0000

i got the kid a BB gun and told him to be careful while shooting outside in the backyard. he has been ricocheting off of rocks … i can tell by the dozen tiny holes in all of our window panes. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Stuck with the Stupid Bastard located in akron, oh.

my stupid husband tries a homeopathic liverflush treatment in order to heal his body. he made a concoction of pure olive oil, epsom salt, and orange juice. an hour after chugging this disgusting poision, he puked for 20 minutes. and then had diarrhea for 3 days.

anonymous — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 11:14:36 +0000

my stupid husband tries a homeopathic liverflush treatment in order to heal his body. he made a concoction of pure olive oil, epsom salt, and orange juice. an hour after chugging this disgusting poision, he puked for 20 minutes. and then had diarrhea for 3 days. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Laughing at the Stupid Bastard located in arizona.

I walked away at a party last night with an extremely attractive female friend of mine. we just got bored and hung outside and talked. a mutual female friend thought we left to hookup and told my girlfriend that i’m cheating on her. all lies and rumors, now i’m in trouble.

anonymous — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 11:12:45 +0000

I walked away at a party last night with an extremely attractive female friend of mine. we just got bored and hung outside and talked. a mutual female friend thought we left to hookup and told my girlfriend that i’m cheating on her. all lies and rumors, now i’m in trouble. WASB.
I am a Man that is Annoyed at the Stupid Bitch located in Hamden.

my girlfriend and i were making out together on the dance floor of a college party. then 4 guys, stopped, watched us, and started cheering for the ‘lesbians’. immature f*cks.

anonymous — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:08:07 +0000

my girlfriend and i were making out together on the dance floor of a college party. then 4 guys, stopped, watched us, and started cheering for the ‘dykes’. immature f*cks. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Hating the Stupid Bastard located in West Hollywood.

we finally watched the movie the “ring” last night. my live in girlfriend then taped a picture of the girl from the ring perfectly in my vanity mirror. talk about get the sh*t scared out of you on your way to work.

anonymous — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:05:18 +0000

we finally watched the movie the “ring” last night. my live in girlfriend then taped a picture of the girl from the ring perfectly in my vanity mirror. talk about get the sh*t scared out of you on your way to work. WASB.
I am a Man that is In Love with the Stupid Bitch located in Dallas.

it’s hard for me to give a blowjob without gagging. my boyfriend and i got trashed the other night and i went down on him when we got him. while he was in my mouth he says, “bitch if you puke on my dick, i’m going to slap you”.

anonymous — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:01:42 +0000

it’s hard for me to give a blowjob without gagging. my boyfriend and i got trashed the other night and i went down on him when we got him. while he was in my mouth he says, “bitch if you puke on my dick, i’m going to slap you”. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Pissed at the Stupid Bastard located in Albany, NY.

my college had a masquerade party last friday in which the only condition was wearing a mask. my girlfriend (now ex) showed up wearing a thong, lace bra, and a mask. then she continued to dance with a lot of men other then me and claims it is just platonic ‘dancing’.

anonymous — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:00:05 +0000

my college had a masquerade party last friday in which the only condition was wearing a mask. my girlfriend (now ex) showed up wearing a thong, lace bra, and a mask. then she continued to dance with a lot of men other then me and claims it is just platonic ‘dancing’. WASB.
I am a Man that is Played by the Stupid Bitch located in valencia, ca.

My exgirlfriend and i were making out on the couch when she decides that she is no longer bisexual but completly streight and that I should not pressure her into a lesbian relationship.

anonymous — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 20:50:50 +0000

My exgirlfriend and i were making out on the couch when she decides that she is no longer bisexual but completly streight and that I should not pressure her into a lesbian relationship. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Pissed at the Stupid Bitch located in kalamazoo, mi.

I was driving next to this bitch who kept texting and coming into my lane, and then she cut me off to be the first car at the red light. While we waited at the light, I watched for her to start texting again and honked the horn as if the light turned green. She started driving without even looking up from her phone and ended up in the middle of the intersection with cars honking and going around her.

anonymous — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 20:50:07 +0000

I was driving next to this bitch who kept texting and coming into my lane, and then she cut me off to be the first car at the red light. While we waited at the light, I watched for her to start texting again and honked the horn as if the light turned green. She started driving without even looking up from her phone and ended up in the middle of the intersection with cars honking and going around her. WASB.
I am a Man that is Laughing at the Stupid Bitch located in Glendale, AZ.

On March 1st my girlfriend decided to play an early April 1st joke on me. While having sex she was able to roll her eyes up in her to the point where it looked like a demon possessed her and then growls at me, “i will eat your soul!”….

anonymous — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:00:01 +0000

On March 1st my girlfriend decided to play an early April 1st joke on me. While having sex she was able to roll her eyes up in her to the point where it looked like a demon possessed her and then growls at me, “i will eat your soul!”…. scared the crap out of me. WASB.
I am a Man that is Laughing at the Stupid Bitch located in Gainesville, FL.

i mounted jake last night to try to get him to stop watching tv and f*ck me. he pushed me off and said i had to wait until the tv was turned off. bill murray starring in groundhog day is more appealing than me.

anonymous — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 10:59:25 +0000

i mounted jake last night to try to get him to stop watching tv and f*ck me. he pushed me off and said i had to wait until the tv was turned off. bill murray starring in groundhog day is more appealing than me. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Stuck with the Stupid Bastard located in Santa Cruz, CA.

I’m at the mall with my boyfriend and I really need to leave to get home and do work. He refuses to get up from the food court table because he is watching two gay guys have a relationship argument, he wanted to see “a fairy throw a punch”

anonymous — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 10:57:00 +0000

I’m at the mall with my boyfriend and I really need to leave to get home and do work. He refuses to get up from the food court table because he is watching two gay guys have a relationship argument, he wanted to see “a fairy throw a punch” WASB.
I am a Woman that is Disgusted with the Stupid Bastard located in Phoenix, AZ.

A few years ago, I was wondering why one of my bosses hadn’t been showing up to work and was apparently transferred out of our offices on short notice. I saw him on a “To Catch a Predator” rerun last night.

anonymous — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 10:54:34 +0000

A few years ago, I was wondering why one of my bosses hadn’t been showing up to work and was apparently transferred out of our offices on short notice. I saw him on a “To Catch a Predator” rerun last night. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Free from the Stupid Bastard located in County Prison, NY State.

My boyfriend knows that I’m a bit self conscious about the taste of my vagina. i guess in order to make me feel better, after finishing last night he told me that i tasted like cheerios… wtf.

anonymous — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 10:35:46 +0000

My boyfriend knows that I’m a bit self conscious about the taste of my vagina. i guess in order to make me feel better, after finishing last night he told me that i tasted like cheerios… wtf. WASB.
I am a Woman that is In Love with the Stupid Bastard located in Austin, TX.

at islands of adventure a girl in my class forget to be smart and put her cellphone in her purse during a roller coaster ride. that thing slipped out of her back pocket on the first loop and landed on the ground in a million pieces.

anonymous — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 11:03:56 +0000

at islands of adventure a girl in my class forget to be smart and put her cellphone in her purse during a roller coaster ride. that thing slipped out of her back pocket on the first loop and landed on the ground in a million pieces. WASB.
I am a Man that is Feeling bad for the Stupid Bitch located in Orlando, FL.

a new girl moved into my campus apartment building a month ago. she had beautiful tits and asked me to help move her stuff in, i repeat BEAUTIFUL TITS. she was flirtatious and i should have realized that i would never hear from her again after moving 2 couches, mattress, dining room table, and desk up 3 flights of stairs.

anonymous — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 11:03:54 +0000

a new girl moved into my campus apartment building a month ago. she had beautiful tits and asked me to help move her stuff in, i repeat BEAUTIFUL TITS. she was flirtatious and i should have realized that i would never hear from her again after moving 2 couches, mattress, dining room table, and desk up 3 flights of stairs. WASB.
I am a Man that is THE STUPID BASTARD located in Ithaca, NY.

this bitch lives across the hall from me in my small apartment building. she throws out her pathetic boyfriend on a regular basis and he doesn’t have the balls to just walk away. he sits outside her door (and mine) and cries pleading with her to take him back. at 3am.

anonymous — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 10:42:51 +0000

this bitch lives across the hall from me in my small apartment building. she throws out her pathetic boyfriend on a regular basis and he doesn’t have the balls to just walk away. he sits outside her door (and mine) and cries pleading with her to take him back. at 3am. WASB.
I am a Man that is Pissed at the Stupid Bastard located in Brooklyn.

a friend of mine’s dog was used to jumping out of the window of her old house and running around the lawn when it got excited. she just moved to the top floor of a 5 story apartment and left the window open.

anonymous — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 10:40:48 +0000

a friend of mine’s dog was used to jumping out of the window of her old house and running around the lawn when it got excited. she just moved to the top floor of a 5 story apartment and left the window open. WASB.
I am a Man that is Feeling bad for the Stupid Bitch located in Oviedo, FL.

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anonymous — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 08:15:00 +0000

I got really smashed at a party and ended up having a meaningless makeout with one of my boyfriend’s fraternity brothers. I told him, and now he’s crushed. I hope we can get past this. WASB.
I am a Woman that is THE STUPID BITCH located in Logan, Utah..

my boyfriend took my dog for a walk today while i’m busy with exams. apparently, my boyfriend took a leak in a bush and in that 40 seconds lost my dog. he defended himself by saying “the entire world goes out of focus when a man pees”

anonymous — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 17:24:23 +0000

my boyfriend took my dog for a walk today while i’m busy with exams. apparently, my boyfriend took a leak in a bush and in that 40 seconds lost my dog. he defended himself by saying “the entire world goes out of focus when a man pees” WASB.
I am a Woman that is Pissed at the Stupid Bastard located in Denver, CO.

My girlfriend and I don’t spend entire nights together that often. Last night she decked me in the face when she woke up and didn’t realize who was in bed with her. i wonder if she was just looking for an excuse to nail me…

anonymous — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 17:15:48 +0000

My girlfriend and I don’t spend entire nights together that often. Last night she decked me in the face when she woke up and didn’t realize who was in bed with her. i wonder if she was just looking for an excuse to nail me…. WASB.
I am a Man that is Played by the Stupid Bitch located in Bay Area, CA.

I take my girlfriend out and pay for everything, every time. We go out for my birthday and finally she insists on paying since it’s my birthday. Then her credit card is declined, and I have to pay for her meal on my birthday.

anonymous — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 17:10:27 +0000

I take my girlfriend out and pay for everything, every time. We go out for my birthday and finally she insists on paying since it’s my birthday. Then her credit card is declined, and I have to pay for her meal on my birthday. WASB.
I am a Man that is Annoyed at the Stupid Bitch located in Baton Rouge, LA.

My Fiancee has been telling me that he’s going to have a real good time at his bachelor party, with another woman. I thought he was just joking around until I overheard him on the phone with a friend saying, “monogamy doesn’t exist until marriage”

anonymous — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 17:07:54 +0000

My Fiancee has been telling me that he’s going to have a real good time at his bachelor party, with another woman. I thought he was just joking around until I overheard him on the phone with a friend saying, “monogamy doesn’t exist until marriage” WASB.
I am a Woman that is Played by the Stupid Bastard located in Oviedo, FL.

my boyfriend is lazy and never cleans his car of old coffee cups. without an empty cup holder he just sticks the fresh cup of coffee between his legs. i watched him have to slam on the breaks in LA traffic and the hot cup of coffee exploded all over his balls!

anonymous — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 17:03:04 +0000

my boyfriend is lazy and never cleans his car of old coffee cups. without an empty cup holder he just sticks the fresh cup of coffee between his legs. i watched him have to slam on the breaks in LA traffic and the hot cup of coffee exploded all over his balls! hysterical, screamed like a girl. WASB.
I am a Woman that is F’cking with the Stupid Bastard located in LA.

My husband signed up for a Porn website online for a free 3 day trial with our credit card. He forgot to cancel it and we’ve been charged $30 per month for almost a year totaling $330. What is stupider, he forgot to cancel or never noticed it on the bill?

anonymous — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 17:00:28 +0000

My husband signed up for a Porn website online for a free 3 day trial with our credit card. He forgot to cancel it and we’ve been charged $30 per month for almost a year totaling $330. What is stupider, he forgot to cancel or never noticed it on the bill? WASB.
I am a Woman that is Stuck with the Stupid Bastard located in Fresno, CA.

this nasty old bitch is the parking ticket nazi on our college campus. there are 10 minute spots near the buildings that we park at for a half hour or so. she gives us tickets exactly at 11 minutes. i’ve received so many that her ‘campus safety’ car follow me into school everyday

anonymous — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 15:00:07 +0000

this nasty old bitch is the parking ticket nazi on our college campus. there are 10 minute spots near the buildings that we park at for a half hour or so. she gives us tickets exactly at 11 minutes. i’ve received so many that her ‘campus safety’ car follow me into school almost every morning now. WASB.
I am a Man that is Stuck with the Stupid Bitch located in Ithaca, NY.

i have been a 100% faithful and dedicated boyfriend. she broke up with me this morning because she had a ‘nightmare’ that i was cheating on her. she thinks that was a premonition. preemptive strike.

anonymous — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 16:06:41 +0000

i have been a 100% faithful and dedicated boyfriend. she broke up with me this morning because she had a ‘nightmare’ that i was cheating on her. she thinks that was a premonition. preemptive strike. WASB.
I am a Man that is Free from the Stupid Bitch located in Oswego, NY.

we went on a couple dates when he admitted that he isn’t sexually interested in me. he thought i had “thunder thighs”

anonymous — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 16:05:04 +0000

we went on a couple dates when he admitted that he isn’t sexually interested in me. he thought i had “thunder thighs” WASB.
I am a Woman that is Free from the Stupid Bastard located in Phoenix, AZ.

i don’t really drink that much and am responsible college student. when i came home my mother lectured me about the dangers of drinking in college and ruining my life…. this comes as she is drinks 2 cosmopolitans and has basically ruined her own.

anonymous — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 15:51:15 +0000

i don’t really drink that much and am responsible college student. when i came home my mother lectured me about the dangers of drinking in college and ruining my life…. this comes as she is drinks 2 cosmopolitans and has basically ruined her own. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Annoyed at the Stupid Bitch located in New Jersey.

i had a unbelievably vivid dream that i was being attacked by zombies, (thanks to my boyfriend playing left4dead all night), and I woke up screaming and slashing my arms around. i was on the nyc subway, then got ‘detained’ by the police who think i’m insane.

anonymous — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 15:48:38 +0000

i had a unbelievably vivid dream that i was being attacked by zombies, (thanks to my boyfriend playing left4dead all night), and I woke up screaming and slashing my arms around. i was on the nyc subway, then got ‘detained’ by the police who think i’m insane. WASB.
I am a Woman that is THE STUPID BITCH located in nqrw line..

my ex-girlfriend broke up with her last boyfriend because he went to a county prison for stealing a car. what i didn’t know was that she is married to this man and has been f*cking him with occasional conjugal visits.

anonymous — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 15:45:09 +0000

my ex-girlfriend broke up with her last boyfriend because he went to a county prison for stealing a car. what i didn’t know was that she is married to this man and has been f*cking him with occasional conjugal visits. WASB.
I am a Man that is Played by the Stupid Bitch located in california.

i’m driving down a county road when i see that the car in front of me left their purse on the rooftop. i tried flashing my brights and waving my hand out of the car so the woman would see that something was wrong. she just stopped the car, flipped the bird, and

anonymous — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 15:40:25 +0000

i’m driving down a county road when i see that the car in front of me left their purse on the rooftop. i tried flashing my brights and waving my hand out of the car so the woman would see that something was wrong. she just stopped the car, flipped the bird, and then drove off while her bag blew into the small river. karma bitch. WASB.
I am a Man that is Free from the Stupid Bitch located in Brentwood, CA.

after 10 years of marriage my husband tells me that he only wanted to marry me because of my “big, beautiful, tits.” Now that they’re saggier he just doesn’t feel it anymore.

anonymous — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 15:35:02 +0000

after 10 years of marriage my husband tells me that he only wanted to marry me because of my “big, beautiful, tits.” Now that they’re saggier he just doesn’t feel it anymore. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Hating the Stupid Bastard located in Jacksonville, Fl.

I live in an apartment with 4 different women. It’s my month to pick up house supplies, like toilet paper. I bought a 4 pack of toilet paper and it was completely used in 3 days. like a pack a of ravenous beasts with the way they use toilet paper..

anonymous — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 20:40:53 +0000

I live in an apartment with 4 different women. It’s my month to pick up house supplies, like toilet paper. I bought a 4 pack of toilet paper and it was completely used in 3 days. like a pack a of ravenous beasts with the way they use toilet paper.. where does it go!? WASB.
I am a Man that is Stuck with the Stupid Bitch located in San Jose, CA.

Hooray for my ex-boyfriend, i received an invitation to his wedding. except that when we broke up he swore he would never get married and that’s why we needed to end.

anonymous — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 20:34:10 +0000

Hooray for my ex-boyfriend, i received an invitation to his wedding. except that when we broke up he swore he would never get married and that’s why we needed to end. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Free from the Stupid Bastard located in Dundee, IL.

After a 4 year relationship, jackie and I have finally gotten engaged. we are extremely happy together and think this is going to be an awesome marriage. then we tell her mother about it: “you’re not marrying a jew, what the hell is wrong with you!?”. anti-semite

anonymous — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 20:31:03 +0000

After a 4 year relationship, jackie and I have finally gotten engaged. we are extremely happy together and think this is going to be an awesome marriage. then we tell her mother about it: “you’re not marrying a jew, what the hell is wrong with you!?”. anti-semite WASB.
I am a Man that is Pissed at the Stupid Bitch located in Long Island.

my boyfriend loves having sex without a condom. well i’m not stupid, won’t take the pill, and am not getting pregnant. now he has a separate pregnant mistress since he needed to do it raw. loser.

anonymous — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:27:30 +0000

my boyfriend loves having sex without a condom. well i’m not stupid, won’t take the pill, and am not getting pregnant. now he has a separate pregnant mistress since he needed to do it raw. loser. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Pissed at the Stupid Bastard located in Long Beach, CA.

this stupid bitch of a nurse was taking my blood yesterday for my physical. she stabbed through my vein 3 different times before actually getting it right. blood was everywhere, i was being treated like an insane patient on shutter island.

anonymous — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:25:49 +0000

this stupid bitch of a nurse was taking my blood yesterday for my physical. she stabbed through my vein 3 different times before actually getting it right. blood was everywhere, i was being treated like an insane patient on shutter island. WASB.
I am a Man that is Free from the Stupid Bitch located in shutter island.

I work at magic-mountain as a ride technician making sure that people are safe in their seats. my boyfriend wanted to let me know that he’s cheating on me, by showing up on a date and riding my ride. i couldn’t even flip out on him, because i was at work. i hoped the roller coaster would derail.

anonymous — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:08:13 +0000

I work at magic-mountain as a ride technician making sure that people are safe in their seats. my boyfriend wanted to let me know that he’s cheating on me, by showing up on a date and riding my ride. i couldn’t even flip out on him, because i was at work. i wish the roller-coaster derailed with him on it. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Played by the Stupid Bastard located in Santa Clarita, CA.

I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years at a restaurant a couple of weeks ago. She could have just said “no” and we would of moved on with our lies. Instead, she started crying, shaking her head, and then ran away from me out of the restaurant never to be heard of again

anonymous — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:05:13 +0000

I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years at a restaurant a couple of weeks ago. She could have just said “no” and we would of moved on with our lies. Instead, she started crying, shaking her head, and then ran away from me out of the restaurant never to be heard of again. WASB.
I am a Man that is Free from the Stupid Bitch located in Tallahassee, FL.

My ex and I broke up a month ago. we’ve finally calmed down to the point that i could come over and pick up my personal clothes, toothbrush, toiletries, etc. when I got home I realized a new box of 12 condoms I bought last month only had 2 left in it. i didn’t use them.

anonymous — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 14:35:29 +0000

My ex and I broke up a month ago. we’ve finally calmed down to the point that i could come over and pick up my personal clothes, toothbrush, toiletries, etc. when I got home I realized a new box of 12 condoms I bought last month only had 2 left in it. i didn’t use them. WASB.
I am a Man that is Free from the Stupid Bitch located in Santa Barbara, CA.

my gf and i are both heavy and slightly unattractive people. we met at a club together with a group of friends. she wore a corset and weighs over 250lbs thinking it would make her look sexier….nope just look like a 5′ tall muffin.

anonymous — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 14:31:13 +0000

my gf and i are both heavy and slightly unattractive people. we met at a club together with a group of friends. she wore a corset and weighs over 250lbs thinking it would make her look sexier….nope just look like a 5′ tall muffin. WASB.
I am a Man that is Disgusted with the Stupid Bitch located in Austin, TX.

in NYC there is a law called alternate side of the street parking when you’re supposed to move every single car from one side of the street while the street cleaners come by on a specific date. my boyfriend promised to move my car when i was at work this morning. he slept…

anonymous — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 14:20:50 +0000

in NYC there is a law called alternate side of the street parking when you’re supposed to move every single car from one side of the street while the street cleaners come by on a specific date. my boyfriend promised to move my car when i was at work this morning. he slept right through alternate side parking and my car being towed for over $300. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Pissed at the Stupid Bastard located in New York City.

I love my girlfriend and everything is going well. she just won’t stop singing in the goddamn shower and it’s absolutely rancid. she sounds like a dying walrus.

anonymous — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 14:16:21 +0000

I love my girlfriend and everything is going well. she just won’t stop singing in the goddamn shower and it’s absolutely rancid. she sounds like a dying walrus, taking in the ass. WASB.
I am a Man that is Laughing at the Stupid Bitch located in Irvine, ca.

My brother has been watching the olympics and came up with a genius idea: go ice skating with roller blades on. he fell into a tree and broke his right arm. f*cking genius.

anonymous — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 09:06:57 +0000

My brother has been watching the olympics and came up with a genius idea: go ice skating with roller blades on. he fell into a tree and broke his right arm. f*cking genius. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Feeling bad for the Stupid Bastard located in Albany, NY.