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a new girl moved into my campus apartment building a month ago. she had beautiful tits and asked me to help move her stuff in, i repeat BEAUTIFUL TITS. she was flirtatious and i should have realized that i would never hear from her again after moving 2 couches, mattress, dining room table, and desk up 3 flights of stairs. WASB.
I am a Man that is THE STUPID BASTARD located in Ithaca, NY.