we finally watched the movie the “ring” last night. my live in girlfriend then taped a picture of the girl from the ring perfectly in my vanity mirror. talk about get the sh*t scared out of you on your way to work. WASB.
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On March 1st my girlfriend decided to play an early April 1st joke on me. While having sex she was able to roll her eyes up in her to the point where it looked like a demon possessed her and then growls at me, “i will eat your soul!”….
about 6 months ago - 1 comment
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On March 1st my girlfriend decided to play an early April 1st joke on me. While having sex she was able to roll her eyes up in her to the point where it looked like a demon possessed her and then growls at me, “i will eat your More >
I left my G-Mail account logged in to a computer at school. Some person got on my account and set up an auto-responder email saying, “thanks for inquiring about my male escort services. i’ll be in touch…literally in touch baby…”
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I left my professionally used G-Mail account logged in to a computer at school. Some person got on my account and set up an auto-responder email saying, “thanks for inquiring about my male escort services. i’ll be in touch…literally in touch baby…” WASB.
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at a college party some assholes set a small firework under the chair of a drunk passed out girl. it scared her so much that she pee’d her pants in front of people and then ran home crying.
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at a college party some assholes set a small firework under the chair of a drunk passed out girl. it scared her so much that she pee’d her pants in front of people and then ran home crying. WASB.I am a Woman that is Pissed More >
She gave me a Playboy Lingerie calendar for Valentine’s Day. I was very excited about it and couldn’t wait to put it up in my dorm. After opening it I realized that the clever bitch replaced each picture with one of her own, without lingerie. And she actually expects me to put it up!
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She gave me a Playboy Lingerie calendar for Valentine’s Day. I was very excited about it and couldn’t wait to put it up in my dorm. After opening it I realized that the clever bitch replaced each picture with one of her own, without lingerie. And More >
My girlfriend works in development at Apple Computers. She knows how much I want an iPad and kept sending me messages that she was bringing home a special present for me to play with. She came home with a box wrapped up and said it was a “Beta Test iPad.”
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My girlfriend works in development at Apple Computers. She knows how much I want an iPad and kept sending me messages that she was bringing home a special present for me to play with. She came home with a box wrapped up and said it was a More >
My roomate and I made brownies together. A clean batch for me and my friends and a marijuana batch for his friends. The stupid bastard put weed in both batches. We had no idea until 2 hours later. His response: “you chicks need to stop being uptight crazy bitches”.
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My roomate and I made brownies together. A clean batch for me and my friends and a marijuana batch for his friends. The stupid bastard put weed in both batches. We had no idea until 2 hours later. His response: “you chicks need to stop More >
We have a 3 DVD at-a-time NETFLIX account. I was expecting “Dark Knight”, “Bourne Supremacy”, and “Knocked Up”. Thanks to the sneaky actions of my girlfriend, I receieved “Changeling” “Twilight” & “The Devil Wears Prada”. I’m furious.
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We have a 3 DVD at-a-time NETFLIX account. I was expecting “Dark Knight”, “Bourne Supremacy”, and “Knocked Up”. Thanks to the sneaky actions of my girlfriend, I receieved “Changeling” “Twilight” & “The Devil Wears Prada”. I’m furious. WASB.I am a Man that is More >
She tried changing my Facebook profile pic to a picture of bacon.
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She tried changing my Facebook profile pic to a picture of bacon. Bacon! Can you believe it? What a stupid Bitch.
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At our wedding my husband thought it would be funny to have all of our guests use a Kazoo
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At our wedding my husband thought it would be funny to have all of our guests use a Kazoo to play the wedding march when I walked down the aisle. I wish he warned me about that one…. WASB.
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I just started looking forward to dying eventually.
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I just started looking forward to dying eventually. I filled out my will this week and left my wife a very personal note: “You can’t bother me anymore. Now I’m living happily ever after.” :-D WASB.I am a Man that is Stuck with More >
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