My boyfriend is a big smoker and after a day of looking at places to rent, he sits down and starts having a big coughing fit, resulting in him throwing up all over the place. Right onto our lease applications. WASB.
- 3rd parties alcohol awkward bad dates break-ups broke it busted cheaters childish college confessions disgusting divorce engagement frustrating genius-award home-front humiliation injury insults lazy liars married life pick-up artists police pranks pregnancy sex STDs stealing strangers that hurts wise-ass WTF?
- This girl who lived down the hall from me kept trying to get me to come over and wanted to get into my pants. One drunken night I finally walked down there completely shithoused and I let her S my D (9)
- I’m at a club with an Asian friend of mine. We overheard some guys talking about her. They called her a “LBFM”…. that stands for: Little Brown F*cking Machine. Predators and Racists. (9)
- Mi Amiga es un grande bitcha. No es una muy bien seniorita. solo un grande bitcha. no es succha mi weiner, no es humpa mi horno. Solo es una bitcha. (7)
- The most romantic valentine’s dinner at a fancy indian restaurant ends with him handing the waitress a “2 for 1″ coupon. (7)
- My husband really wanted to start a family, and even though I didn’t, (6)
- Today I found out my girlfriend, who claimed to be a virgin when we first slept toegther, is actually a recovering sex addict (6)
- Today after class, I was walking back to my car, and watched from across the parking lot as a guy pulled up next to my car, and walked towards the building at the opposite end of the lot. (5)
- He doesn’t have the stamina or control to pull out before cumming. Therefor, I needed to get the Plan B pill at the drugstore this weekend. My insurance company won’t cover it and I had to pay $70 for it. When I asked him for the money to pay for it, he (5)
- Tiherina: HE sounds like a winner. YOU do not.
- Jim Lahey: Since when did they start putting computers in the kitchen?
- July: sorry, you're the Stupid B for bailing him out and for staying with such a loser.
- Trolltoll: Finally. A WASB entry that is legitimate and not some pre ejaculatory bullshit.
- Trolltoll: Wait wait wait...you're 22 years old and you still live with your parents!?!?
- Trolltoll: You really want the 'love' *cough* INFATUATION *cough* that your friends have in just 2 weeks...
- Trolltoll: Log onto WoW instead.
- Trolltoll: Yeah because women don't lump guys together into categories. Go boil your head. That is,...
- Trolltoll: 'Atta girl! Way to lower your own standards right back down to whoring just cause your fiancee...
- Trolltoll: Owned.
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