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My ex after two weeks actually begged me to come back. The break up was pretty much mutual, but sucked all in the same. I thought I was doing a horrible job of dealing with it until I saw her in the fetal position, crying about how we were soulmates. Look, I’m sorry if the guy you were interested in after we broke treated you like a rag. That’s not my problem. Suck it up and learn how to live alone. I may have somewhat broken your heart or popped your “future plans” bubble but you got to admit, I am pretty cool shit in the long run. WASB.
I am a Man that is Free from the Stupid Bitch located in Wisconsin.

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ID# 6052 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on March 9, 2010 |

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i have been a 100% faithful and dedicated boyfriend. she broke up with me this morning because she had a ‘nightmare’ that i was cheating on her. she thinks that was a premonition. preemptive strike. WASB.
I am a Man that is Free from the Stupid Bitch located in Oswego, NY.

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ID# 5773 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on February 27, 2010 |

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we went on a couple dates when he admitted that he isn’t sexually interested in me. he thought i had “thunder thighs” WASB.
I am a Woman that is Free from the Stupid Bastard located in Phoenix, AZ.

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ID# 5781 | Posted in Male Friend on February 27, 2010 |

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I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years at a restaurant a couple of weeks ago. She could have just said “no” and we would of moved on with our lies. Instead, she started crying, shaking her head, and then ran away from me out of the restaurant never to be heard of again. WASB.
I am a Man that is Free from the Stupid Bitch located in Tallahassee, FL.

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ID# 5665 | Posted in Fiancee on February 26, 2010 |

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My ex and I broke up a month ago. we’ve finally calmed down to the point that i could come over and pick up my personal clothes, toothbrush, toiletries, etc. when I got home I realized a new box of 12 condoms I bought last month only had 2 left in it. i didn’t use them. WASB.
I am a Man that is Free from the Stupid Bitch located in Santa Barbara, CA.

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ID# 5652 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on February 25, 2010 |

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We broke up a day ago and tonight I went to the local bar that all my friends hang out at. figured i could shoot some darts and get my mind off her. she was there dancing with my best friend, apparently just ‘talking about me’ WASB.
I am a Man that is Free from the Stupid Bitch located in Patterson, NY.

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ID# 5454 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on February 23, 2010 |

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My company has a no dating coworkers policy. I started dating a coworker, and she decided it was for the best if we told our boss. I said it was a bad idea, but she went behind my back and told him anyways. Now i’ve been fired for “sexual harrassment” and she dumped me because us not working together makes the relationship “inconvenient”. WASB WASB.
I am a Man that is Played by the Stupid Bitch located in Mississippi.

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ID# 5396 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on February 23, 2010 |

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We’ve had a couple of late night sexual encounters.  He then sits me down professionally over a cup of coffee to explain why we have to stop f*cking around.  He called it an ‘exit interview’.  I didn’t I was on a job and he was my boss. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Stuck with the Stupid Bastard located in Katonah, NY

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ID# 5302 | Posted in Male Friend on February 22, 2010 |

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While breaking up with me he gave me a lecture about how women are cars.  Cars are a lot of fun when they’re new, sexy, clean, and still fun to ‘ride’.  After 50,000 mile it’s time to trade up to a new car again. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Stuck with the Stupid Bastard located in Hoboken, NJ.

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ID# 5294 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on February 21, 2010 |

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He wanted to break up with me, that’s fine. He sent me an email explaining how miserable he is and that we should end the relationship, fine you’re a wuss for writing an email. But typing that email and pressing send while sitting on the same couch with me?! WASB.
I am a Woman that is Free from the Stupid Bastard located in Goleta, CA.

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ID# 5268 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on February 21, 2010 |

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We were dating for around 6 months and have been friends for a long time. He would rather play his xbox then pay attention to me so we broke up. We remained friends, which was hard. Now, he expects me not to talk to other guys and gets mad at me when i do. So let me get this straight you dont want to be with me but I cant be with anyone else? WASB.
I am a Woman that is Frustrated with the Stupid Bastard located in Orange County CA.

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ID# 5187 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on February 21, 2010 |

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I was talking to some “B” for a good while & we were into each other, but she had an ex she couldn’t get over. She hinted this through myspace status updates and I decided to move on from her. She’s been played like 3 times since. Well played karma. Well played, indeed. :D WASB.
I am a Man that is Laughing at the Stupid Bitch located in Riverside.

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ID# 5219 | Posted in Female Friend on February 21, 2010 |