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my boyfriend begged me to have a small party at my parent’s estate while they were on holiday. while playing pool he knocked their cue ball into my parent’s wall… f*ck a huge hole. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Feeling bad for the Stupid Bastard located in Ridgebury, CT.

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ID# 6100 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on March 8, 2010 |

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she takes my jacket without my permission in order to walk her annoying monster of a dog. then she leaves dog treats inside of my pockets when she gets back in. that disgusting slobbery beast has completely ripped apart my jacket in order to get the treats. WASB.
I am a Man that is Frustrated with the Stupid Bitch located in wichita, ks.

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ID# 6092 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on March 8, 2010 |

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i got the kid a BB gun and told him to be careful while shooting outside in the backyard. he has been ricocheting off of rocks … i can tell by the dozen tiny holes in all of our window panes. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Stuck with the Stupid Bastard located in akron, oh.

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ID# 6084 | Posted in Son on March 8, 2010 |

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at islands of adventure a girl in my class forget to be smart and put her cellphone in her purse during a roller coaster ride. that thing slipped out of her back pocket on the first loop and landed on the ground in a million pieces. WASB.
I am a Man that is Feeling bad for the Stupid Bitch located in Orlando, FL.

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ID# 5962 | Posted in Female Friend on March 2, 2010 |

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i’m driving down a county road when i see that the car in front of me left their purse on the rooftop. i tried flashing my brights and waving my hand out of the car so the woman would see that something was wrong. she just stopped the car, flipped the bird, and then drove off while her bag blew into the small river. karma bitch. WASB.
I am a Man that is Free from the Stupid Bitch located in Brentwood, CA.

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ID# 5745 | Posted in Random Bitch on February 27, 2010 |

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I got side swiped by a drunk driver. Then the drunk driver decided to run from the scene of the crime. Literally RUN away from the accident WITHOUT his car… wasn’t hard for the cops to track him down after that genius move. WASB.
I am a Man that is Laughing at the Stupid Bastard located in Roseland, NJ.

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ID# 5560 | Posted in Random Bastard on February 24, 2010 |

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My husband keeps his iPhone in his front shirt pocket. He was making spaghetti last night and didn’t realize that the phone slipped out into the pot. he boiled the iPhone and found it when he strained the pasta. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Feeling bad for the Stupid Bastard located in Chandler, AZ.

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ID# 5062 | Posted in Husband on February 19, 2010 |

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my roommate katie and I share a single driveway. I park behind her on a constant basis. this morning she didn’t look in the rearview mirror before backing up into my car. WASB.
I am a Man that is Pissed at the Stupid Bitch located in Tallahassee, FL.

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ID# 5046 | Posted in Female Friend on February 19, 2010 |

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She HAS to touch everything in every f’cking store we go into. Today at the Hallmark store she pushed the hidden button on a dancing Donald Duck Easter Bunny. The Duck wouldn’t stop making noise, walked forward and knocked over 30 other dolls like dominoes. It was a minefield of dead easter dolls and she just ran away from it. WASB.
I am a Man that is Laughing at the Stupid Bitch located in Tallahassee, FL.

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ID# 4911 | Posted in Female Friend on February 18, 2010 |

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I helped her buy a 1920 x 1080 HI-Def television. A month later I stop by to find out she is only using Composite (yellow) video wire. She thinks the picture quality has improved dramatically. wow. WASB.
I am a Man that is Feeling bad for the Stupid Bitch located in Oxford, OH.

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ID# 4226 | Posted in Female Friend on February 14, 2010 |

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i had the most amazing one night-stand of my life last night. he f’cked me so hard that the clock fell off the night stand. after pulling out and finishing ALL OVER THE PLACE, i think some landed on my clock. i didn’t wake up for work the next morning because the clock speaker was all garbled and there was a stain on it. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Laughing at the Stupid Bastard located in Stratford, CT.

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ID# 4121 | Posted in Random Bastard on February 13, 2010 |

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My female roommate takes the biggest dumps and constantly clogs the toilet.  Afterwords she takes the plunger outside and hoses it down.  She clogged the toilet again this week, only forgot the plunger outside, it’s now buried in 3 feet of snow. Now we are stuck inside during a blizzard with a clogged toilet.  WASB.
I am a Man that is Stuck with the Stupid Bitch located in Scranton, PA.

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ID# 3688 | Posted in Female Friend on February 13, 2010 |

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