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My stupid bitch of a college roommate tends to smoke a bowl, light incense, and then leave our apartment. yesterday she set off the fire alarm and i ended up taking the rap for the smell of pot. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Pissed at the Stupid Bitch located in richmond, va.

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ID# 6060 | Posted in Female Friend on March 9, 2010 |

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this nasty old bitch is the parking ticket nazi on our college campus. there are 10 minute spots near the buildings that we park at for a half hour or so. she gives us tickets exactly at 11 minutes. i’ve received so many that her ‘campus safety’ car follow me into school almost every morning now. WASB.
I am a Man that is Stuck with the Stupid Bitch located in Ithaca, NY.

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ID# 5833 | Posted in Random Bitch on February 28, 2010 |

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My friend decided to skip an important 8am class the other morning, and then on our break we were were outside and saw him walking across the lawn trying not to be noticed. busted. WASB.
I am a Man that is Laughing at the Stupid Bastard located in Valencia, CA.

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ID# 5595 | Posted in Male Friend on February 25, 2010 |

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I got side swiped by a drunk driver. Then the drunk driver decided to run from the scene of the crime. Literally RUN away from the accident WITHOUT his car… wasn’t hard for the cops to track him down after that genius move. WASB.
I am a Man that is Laughing at the Stupid Bastard located in Roseland, NJ.

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ID# 5560 | Posted in Random Bastard on February 24, 2010 |

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I had the pleasure of watching an australian man get arrested on the casino floor at Mandalay Bay. 8 security guys aggressively took him down. i assumed he was stealing money, had a gun, or was a murderer. Nope, he was just exposing himself to women at different casinos. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Laughing at the Stupid Bastard located in Las Vegas, NV.

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ID# 5166 | Posted in Random Bastard on February 20, 2010 |

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I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating today. Before he could click off from his porn video, I saw a horrifying site. It was a video of him f*cking his ex-girlfriend. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Hating the Stupid Bastard located in Bixby, OK.

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ID# 4824 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on February 18, 2010 |

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I’ve been dating this guy with a sexy latin american accent. I showed up to his place yesterday and overhead him on the cellphone through his open window. No accent at all, just average american white dude speak. He has been faking the accent since I find it sexy, he’s really from Wyoming. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Disgusted with the Stupid Bastard located in San Marcos, CA.

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ID# 4647 | Posted in Male Friend on February 17, 2010 |

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The stupid bastards that live on the top floor of my dorm love throwing entire pieces of furniture off their balcony. Yesterday a SOFA fell 4 stories and broke into a million pieces. Then they scream for about 20 minutes and cheer their masculine accomplishments. Today, a chair almost hit the campus safety officer, they won’t be throwing anything for a while, just in jail catching… ;-) WASB.
I am a Woman that is Laughing at the Stupid Bastard located in Ithaca, NY.

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ID# 4065 | Posted in Random Bastard on February 12, 2010 |

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I have dry skin and my Jergens lotion just keeps emptying out a lot faster than the amount I use. I’ve bought 3 bottles in 6 months and that’s a bit odd. Just as I bought the 3rd bottle I realized what was happening. My brother Jake, has been masturbating with it before he showers. That little SOB owes me $20 worth of lotion. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Stuck with the Stupid Bastard located in Visalia, CA.

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ID# 4047 | Posted in Brother on February 12, 2010 |

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My boyfriend is a clypto-maniac and loves the thrill of stealing things. He says that it’s “fighting big business socialism”. Well I had to post $2,000 in bail yesterday to get him out of jail. He was arrested for stealing a box of saltine crackers. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Pissed at the Stupid Bastard located in Staten Island, NY.

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ID# 3925 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on February 11, 2010 |

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I was going down on her in the girl’s shower in our dorm. As she got close to orgasm she grabbed the shower curtain and pulled hard. Hard enough to rip it down for the RA to see us… busted. WASB.
I am a Man that is Laughing at the Stupid Bitch located in Dallas, TX.

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ID# 3869 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on February 11, 2010 |

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I have a lazy young guy working for me. He called in sick for 3 days last week when I had a huge project to finish. I had to do all of his work. I checked his Facebook this week. Dumb bastard had pictures of his hippy jam-band party in the desert. Anyone want to partake in an office ‘cleansing’?. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Frustrated with the Stupid Bastard located in Glendale, Arizona.

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ID# 3803 | Posted in Male Friend on February 10, 2010 |