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i got the kid a BB gun and told him to be careful while shooting outside in the backyard. he has been ricocheting off of rocks … i can tell by the dozen tiny holes in all of our window panes. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Stuck with the Stupid Bastard located in akron, oh.

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ID# 6084 | Posted in Son on March 8, 2010 |

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my boyfriend took my dog for a walk today while i’m busy with exams. apparently, my boyfriend took a leak in a bush and in that 40 seconds lost my dog. he defended himself by saying “the entire world goes out of focus when a man pees” WASB.
I am a Woman that is Pissed at the Stupid Bastard located in Denver, CO.

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ID# 5841 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on February 28, 2010 |

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My brother has been watching the olympics and came up with a genius idea: go ice skating with roller blades on. he fell into a tree and broke his right arm. f*cking genius. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Feeling bad for the Stupid Bastard located in Albany, NY.

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ID# 5619 | Posted in Brother on February 25, 2010 |

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She HAS to touch everything in every f’cking store we go into. Today at the Hallmark store she pushed the hidden button on a dancing Donald Duck Easter Bunny. The Duck wouldn’t stop making noise, walked forward and knocked over 30 other dolls like dominoes. It was a minefield of dead easter dolls and she just ran away from it. WASB.
I am a Man that is Laughing at the Stupid Bitch located in Tallahassee, FL.

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ID# 4911 | Posted in Female Friend on February 18, 2010 |

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I went over to her dorm building to find her outside, in a bikini, with a braided ponytail, tail, and painted completely in blue. She was running around with other kids from the college pretending to be na’avi from Avatar. WASB.
I am a Man that is Laughing at the Stupid Bitch located in Irvine, CA.

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ID# 4477 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on February 16, 2010 |

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My insensitive boyfriend plays poker tournaments constantly. This time he played in a charity tournament for ‘little persons’ with a handicap. After losing $2700 in chips to a person with this condition, he couldn’t stop complaining about losing to a “midget”. Asshole… WASB.
I am a Woman that is Pissed at the Stupid Bastard located in Northbrook, IL.

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ID# 4218 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on February 14, 2010 |

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She woke up screaming from a nightmare last night. I jumped out of bed thinking someone broke into our apartment. Nope, she just had a dream that people dressed in Walt Disney Goofy costumes were trying to rape her. WASB.
I am a Man that is Laughing at the Stupid Bitch located in Gainesville, FL.

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ID# 4129 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on February 13, 2010 |

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She talks to her fish every night I stay over before going to bed. This pathetic fish is in a dirty bowl, with no running water, and smells nasty. She is slowly poisoning/killing the poor fish but needs to talk to it in a stupid baby voice and say goodnight to it! WASB.
I am a Man that is Laughing at the Stupid Bitch located in Monterey, CA.

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ID# 4055 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on February 12, 2010 |

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Did you know there are over 100 different dead baby jokes? Well I just dumped his ass after hearing 99 of them. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Free from the Stupid Bastard located in Sarasota, FL.

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ID# 3993 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on February 12, 2010 |

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Going to KFC with a bunch of rowdy drunk college guys is a bad idea. Have you ever wondered what a plate of coleslaw feels like being through at your breasts….cause I know. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Pissed at the Stupid Bastard located in Oviedo, FL.

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ID# 3933 | Posted in Male Friend on February 11, 2010 |

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She won’t stop talking to me in a baby voice. She thinks it’s so cute to make these childish noises and it’s driving me nuts. Time to abort the baby…..noises that is. WASB.
I am a Man that is Annoyed at the Stupid Bitch located in San Jose, CA.

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ID# 3812 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on February 10, 2010 |

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My 11 year old son watched mythbusters and learned that putting cornstarch in water allows people to walk across it like jesus christ. I caught him almost accidentally drowning his 8 year old sister by getting her to run through this quicksand mud in a kiddy pool. I have to clean it up now. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Stuck with the Stupid Bastard located in La Jolla, CA.

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ID# 3530 | Posted in Son on February 9, 2010 |

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