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My stupid bitch of a college roommate tends to smoke a bowl, light incense, and then leave our apartment. yesterday she set off the fire alarm and i ended up taking the rap for the smell of pot. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Pissed at the Stupid Bitch located in richmond, va.

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ID# 6060 | Posted in Female Friend on March 9, 2010 |

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I walked away at a party last night with an extremely attractive female friend of mine. we just got bored and hung outside and talked. a mutual female friend thought we left to hookup and told my girlfriend that i’m cheating on her. all lies and rumors, now i’m in trouble. WASB.
I am a Man that is Annoyed at the Stupid Bitch located in Hamden.

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ID# 6068 | Posted in Female Friend on March 8, 2010 |

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my girlfriend and i were making out together on the dance floor of a college party. then 4 guys, stopped, watched us, and started cheering for the ‘dykes’. immature f*cks. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Hating the Stupid Bastard located in West Hollywood.

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ID# 6033 | Posted in Random Bastard on March 7, 2010 |

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my college had a masquerade party last friday in which the only condition was wearing a mask. my girlfriend (now ex) showed up wearing a thong, lace bra, and a mask. then she continued to dance with a lot of men other then me and claims it is just platonic ‘dancing’. WASB.
I am a Man that is Played by the Stupid Bitch located in valencia, ca.

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ID# 6006 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on March 7, 2010 |

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a new girl moved into my campus apartment building a month ago. she had beautiful tits and asked me to help move her stuff in, i repeat BEAUTIFUL TITS. she was flirtatious and i should have realized that i would never hear from her again after moving 2 couches, mattress, dining room table, and desk up 3 flights of stairs. WASB.
I am a Man that is THE STUPID BASTARD located in Ithaca, NY.

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ID# 5930 | Posted in I am the BASTARD on March 2, 2010 |

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this nasty old bitch is the parking ticket nazi on our college campus. there are 10 minute spots near the buildings that we park at for a half hour or so. she gives us tickets exactly at 11 minutes. i’ve received so many that her ‘campus safety’ car follow me into school almost every morning now. WASB.
I am a Man that is Stuck with the Stupid Bitch located in Ithaca, NY.

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ID# 5833 | Posted in Random Bitch on February 28, 2010 |

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My friend decided to skip an important 8am class the other morning, and then on our break we were were outside and saw him walking across the lawn trying not to be noticed. busted. WASB.
I am a Man that is Laughing at the Stupid Bastard located in Valencia, CA.

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ID# 5595 | Posted in Male Friend on February 25, 2010 |

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My girlfriend is an RA at college. This morning she was supposed to give a presentation about the dangers of drinking too much on campus to a transfer class of students. well she got so drunk last night that she missed the presentation. WASB.
I am a Man that is Feeling bad for the Stupid Bitch located in Charleston, WV.

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ID# 5531 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on February 24, 2010 |

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My girlfriend goes to a college about 350 miles from me. I drove over to surprise her on Valentine’s day. When I got to her dorm I asked her roomate where she was. The response, “katie is out with her boyfriend for valentine’s day.” WASB.
I am a Man that is Played by the Stupid Bitch located in Bergenfield, NJ.

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ID# 5357 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on February 22, 2010 |

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I’ve been sleeping with a girl at college that always has way too many cocktails on a saturday night. well tonight while i was spooning her, she pissed herself (and me) and didn’t wake up… disgusting. i went home. WASB.
I am a Man that is Disgusted with the Stupid Bitch located in Santa Barbara, CA.

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ID# 5258 | Posted in Random Bitch on February 21, 2010 |

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Last year my boyfriend ‘attended’ my college graduation. I looked for him among the crowds and he sent me a text message saying, “i see you on the field, can you see me waving at the top of the stadium?!”… i couldn’t see him.. only yesterday he admits that text message sent while he was still in bed. missed my graduation and lied about it. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Pissed at the Stupid Bastard located in Orlando, FL.

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ID# 5174 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on February 20, 2010 |

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my roommate is that girl at the college parties that needs to get drunk and throw up every saturday night. i end up having to keep her from drowning when her head is in the ‘fish bowl’. WASB.
I am a Man that is Annoyed at the Stupid Bitch located in New Haven, CT.

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ID# 5022 | Posted in Female Friend on February 19, 2010 |

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