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she takes my jacket without my permission in order to walk her annoying monster of a dog. then she leaves dog treats inside of my pockets when she gets back in. that disgusting slobbery beast has completely ripped apart my jacket in order to get the treats. WASB.
I am a Man that is Frustrated with the Stupid Bitch located in wichita, ks.

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ID# 6092 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on March 8, 2010 |

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a friend of mine’s dog was used to jumping out of the window of her old house and running around the lawn when it got excited. she just moved to the top floor of a 5 story apartment and left the window open. WASB.
I am a Man that is Feeling bad for the Stupid Bitch located in Oviedo, FL.

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ID# 5906 | Posted in Female Friend on March 2, 2010 |

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my boyfriend took my dog for a walk today while i’m busy with exams. apparently, my boyfriend took a leak in a bush and in that 40 seconds lost my dog. he defended himself by saying “the entire world goes out of focus when a man pees” WASB.
I am a Woman that is Pissed at the Stupid Bastard located in Denver, CO.

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ID# 5841 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on February 28, 2010 |

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my boyfriend is lazy and never cleans his car of old coffee cups. without an empty cup holder he just sticks the fresh cup of coffee between his legs. i watched him have to slam on the breaks in LA traffic and the hot cup of coffee exploded all over his balls! hysterical, screamed like a girl. WASB.
I am a Woman that is F’cking with the Stupid Bastard located in LA.

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ID# 5801 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on February 28, 2010 |

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My husband signed up for a Porn website online for a free 3 day trial with our credit card. He forgot to cancel it and we’ve been charged $30 per month for almost a year totaling $330. What is stupider, he forgot to cancel or never noticed it on the bill? WASB.
I am a Woman that is Stuck with the Stupid Bastard located in Fresno, CA.

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ID# 5793 | Posted in Husband on February 28, 2010 |

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i have been a 100% faithful and dedicated boyfriend. she broke up with me this morning because she had a ‘nightmare’ that i was cheating on her. she thinks that was a premonition. preemptive strike. WASB.
I am a Man that is Free from the Stupid Bitch located in Oswego, NY.

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ID# 5773 | Posted in Girlfriend / Ex on February 27, 2010 |

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My brother has been watching the olympics and came up with a genius idea: go ice skating with roller blades on. he fell into a tree and broke his right arm. f*cking genius. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Feeling bad for the Stupid Bastard located in Albany, NY.

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ID# 5619 | Posted in Brother on February 25, 2010 |

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my roomate cooked pasta sauce in the microwave and didn’t put a cover on it. then she left for vacation without cleaning up the mess. the pasta sauce mess looks like someone put a cat inside for 2 minutes… WASB.
I am a Man that is Frustrated with the Stupid Bitch located in Berkeley, CA.

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ID# 5414 | Posted in Female Friend on February 23, 2010 |

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My boyfriend and I are in Disney world together and he thinks it’s clever to rent a motorized wheelchair for the day. Thinks that it’ll get him to jump the lines ahead of normal people. The most fun he had all day was when he got a REAL handicapped person in a motorized wheelchair to race him down Magic Kingdom’s Main Street…. he lost. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Laughing at the Stupid Bastard located in Disney World.

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ID# 5422 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on February 23, 2010 |

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we had a one night stand last night and she clearly didn’t want to walk home in the same clothes as yesterday. after i left, she grabbed a t-shirt of mine off the floor and ran out with it. she never looked to see if it was clean, she walked around all day with a huge jizz stain on her back. WASB.
I am a Man that is Laughing at the Stupid Bitch located in Ithaca, NY.

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ID# 5470 | Posted in Female Friend on February 23, 2010 |

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I left my professionally used G-Mail account logged in to a computer at school. Some person got on my account and set up an auto-responder email saying, “thanks for inquiring about my male escort services. i’ll be in touch…literally in touch baby…” WASB.
I am a Man that is THE STUPID BASTARD located in Philadelphia, PA.

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ID# 5385 | Posted in I am the BASTARD on February 22, 2010 |

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He wanted to break up with me, that’s fine. He sent me an email explaining how miserable he is and that we should end the relationship, fine you’re a wuss for writing an email. But typing that email and pressing send while sitting on the same couch with me?! WASB.
I am a Woman that is Free from the Stupid Bastard located in Goleta, CA.

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ID# 5268 | Posted in Boyfriend / Ex on February 21, 2010 |

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