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my stupid husband tries a homeopathic liverflush treatment in order to heal his body. he made a concoction of pure olive oil, epsom salt, and orange juice. an hour after chugging this disgusting poision, he puked for 20 minutes. and then had diarrhea for 3 days. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Laughing at the Stupid Bastard located in arizona.

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ID# 6076 | Posted in Husband on March 8, 2010 |

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My husband signed up for a Porn website online for a free 3 day trial with our credit card. He forgot to cancel it and we’ve been charged $30 per month for almost a year totaling $330. What is stupider, he forgot to cancel or never noticed it on the bill? WASB.
I am a Woman that is Stuck with the Stupid Bastard located in Fresno, CA.

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ID# 5793 | Posted in Husband on February 28, 2010 |

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after 10 years of marriage my husband tells me that he only wanted to marry me because of my “big, beautiful, tits.” Now that they’re saggier he just doesn’t feel it anymore. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Hating the Stupid Bastard located in Jacksonville, Fl.

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ID# 5729 | Posted in Husband on February 27, 2010 |

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my son says that my husband has a ‘wrestling pal’ over during the day time when i’m at work. this is another man that he likes to wrestle. my husband is really a fat lazy slob and i doubt he’s wrestling…. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Played by the Stupid Bastard located in Santa Rosa, CA.

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ID# 5539 | Posted in Husband on February 24, 2010 |

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I work on sensitive material and keep a hidden camera in my home office in case anyone tries to read it (housekeeper, gardener, babysitter, maintenance man, etc.)  What my camera caught was my wife on my desk, getting eaten out by the mexican gardener. WASB.
I am a Man that is Played by the Stupid Bitch located in Palo Alto, CA.

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ID# 5404 | Posted in Most Popular Last Week - 2/27 on February 23, 2010 |

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We’re currently having financial issues thanks to the bad economy. I really wanted to spend $300 and buy a video game system thinking that would help ease the family stress, but my wife said no. Instead she spent $400 on a feng shui consultant to rearrange our furniture. WASB.
I am a Man that is Stuck with the Stupid Bitch located in Monterey, CA.

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ID# 5430 | Posted in Most Popular Last Week - 2/27 on February 23, 2010 |

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My husband keeps his iPhone in his front shirt pocket. He was making spaghetti last night and didn’t realize that the phone slipped out into the pot. he boiled the iPhone and found it when he strained the pasta. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Feeling bad for the Stupid Bastard located in Chandler, AZ.

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ID# 5062 | Posted in Husband on February 19, 2010 |

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My husband, Mr. Fix-it lost his wedding band down the garbage disposer. He refused to call a plumber and need to prove his masculinity. After taking the whole thing apart he got covered in sewage water and electrocuted at the same time. WASB.
I am a Woman that is Laughing at the Stupid Bastard located in Goleta, CA.

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ID# 3522 | Posted in Husband on February 9, 2010 |

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I’m an accomplished artist and have a studio in my backyard garage. My wife opened a window in their in order to air it out and forgot to close it. It rained like hell last week, and I’m a Water Colorist. All ruined. WASB.
I am a Man that is Pissed at the Stupid Bitch located in Echo Park, CA.

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ID# 3562 | Posted in What A Stupid Bitch on February 8, 2010 |

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I love coffee… I love high quality coffee. The Mrs. thought it would be a genius idea to use my Mr. Coffee Grinder and chop up Ice for a smoothie. Now I can’t grind my coffee. WASB.
I am a Man that is Pissed at the Stupid Bitch located in Stockbridge, GA.

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ID# 2784 | Posted in What A Stupid Bitch on February 6, 2010 |

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We were arguing about where to move the furniture in our new home. He actually thought he could win an argument about where the furniture should go with his new wife. WASB.
I am a Woman that is In Love with the Stupid Bastard located in Orlando, FL.

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ID# 1895 | Posted in Husband on February 5, 2010 |

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We’ve just moved in to our first home and he knows how nervous I am about everything working in it. So he jerry-rigged the spray gun on the sink to spray me as soon as I turned the faucet on. WASB.
I am a Woman that is In Love with the Stupid Bastard located in Montclair, NJ.

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ID# 1671 | Posted in Fiancee on February 2, 2010 |

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